Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They’re nothing but hideous space reptiles.  [unmasks them]  [audience gasps in terror]

Kodos: It’s true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It’s a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.    [murmurs]

 Man1: He’s right, this is a two-party system.

 Man2: Well, I believe I’ll vote for a third-party candidate.

 Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.

        [Kang and Kodos laugh out loud]

        [Ross Perot smashes his “Perot 96″ hat]

 The next day, Kodos announces the result: “All hail, President Kang.” The field in front of the Capitol has now become a working ground where humans are whipped by aliens and used to carry materials. 

– “Treehouse of Horror VII”, The Simpsons

 

Flash forward a few months to your polling place on November 4th.  You’re all set to vote for U.S. President, and here are your options:

 

1.)    Joseph Stalin, Communist

2.)    Mao Zedong, Communist

3.)    John Smith, 3rd Party No One Has Heard of

 

What would you do?  What should a reasonable person do?

 

To hear it told by those who defend the two-party system, you might be more inclined to vote for Chairman Mao.  After all, Mao didn’t direct the deaths of nearly as many people as did Stalin, and Mao’s directed killings were targeted toward political enemies; a vote for him might save your life!  Whatever you do, though, don’t vote for John Smith.  All you’re doing then, says the two-party defender, is making it much more likely that your third choice will win.

 

And what if Stalin were to win?  Could not a reasonable argument be made that Stalinism might be the logical conclusion of Maoism (or visa versa), particularly if the candidates in question are only nominally different?  That is, if the candidates differ on only a few select issues, agree on everything else, and differ in style and demographic appeal, could not a case then be made that the pending election isn’t so much 49% Stalin supporters, 49% Mao supporters and 2% 3rd party supporters as much as it is 98% status quo supporters and 2% advocates of change?

 

I would argue that the latter scenario is closer to reality than the former.  Irregardless of who our next president is, America’s executive policies will not be wholly different by 2012 no matter the victor.  You might point out a few select issues that McCain and Obama disagree on; I will point out dozens on which they concur.

 

That, of course, is the key.  We can expect over time that a two party system will hand us candidates that are largely more similar to one another than different.  As this happens, the need will only heighten for a wider field, and so the candidates respond by “seeking common ground,” and the cycle worsens.  If we don’t already, we’re soon to have two candidates identical in policy and differing only in style.

 

Frankly, that an establishment feels that two candidates suffice for a debate on policy and a campaign to get out the vote seems naïve at best and egocentric at worst.  Are two choices adequate for other walks of life?  Are the two choices in question substantially different?  Are the two nominees adequately discussing the only issues of importance?

 

There are more practical reasons to support a third-party setting as well.  Clearly the founders didn’t anticipate that two and only two candidates to most offices would be the norm, nor, do I suspect, would such a structure have had their blessing.  Where two and only two candidates have a legitimate chance to win an office, the campaign quickly devolves from a proactive, spirited embrace of issues and ideas delivered to targeted pockets of voters into a reactive, “hey, I’m not that guy.”  This isn’t democracy, it’s divide and conquer.

 I’ve written before about the importance of letting issues, and issues alone, determine who gets the privilege of our vote.  I stand by that contention now.  This site does not exist to endorse a candidate, only that you the reader apply reason and reason alone when you endorse your own.  If you are shackled under the assumption that we live in a two party system and that we’re stuck, well, don’t be surprised when Chairman Mao is your president.  Or even worse, Kang.